October 2011
im following like 70 porn blogs and yet not enough porn on my dashboard
“Why don’t you tell me that “if the girl had been worth having, she’d have waited...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via causeimhellonheels)
that awkward moment when your mom walks by and sees your dashboard but you weren’t quick enough to change the tab because posts were loading and accidentally clicked on a naughty picture
When a character does something embarrassing and...
eternallyinthetardis:
I feel sexy right now, i just feel good. I think this might be a new chapter in my life, i think Im going to call it “how mirnes got his groove back”.
Sometimes, I like watching people trip & watch... →
When you're sitting in class and you catch your... →
You look at them all like
And they look back at you all like
And the random kid across the room is watching you all like
That awkward moment when you're trying not to look... →
Flirting. →
Normal people:
Me:
When I'm at school and then I realize I forgot to... →
i totally read it as “when im at jail…”
When your mom asks you to hand her something and... →
When tasting something sour →
Expectation:
Reality:
That moment when someone asks you something and... →
When you say something and everyone ignores you,... →
I take the usb cable from the computer without... →
